Computer is working. Not great, but alive, thank God. Turns out the thing that had been irreparably damaged was the cord--the jack still needs replacing but it functions. My Dad uses the same cord for his computer, so we're sharing the one for now.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to get more art up, but I feel like every time I start to get productive, something else awful happens. I have a lot of trouble dealing with useless dread and anxiety. Probably not as much trouble as some people, but it kills my motivation to create.
I guess you guys don't mind either way, though. Anyway, just updating, for people who actually read these.